Report: 

At approximately 05:39 this morning, Biolab Nickolayev (clearance level IV) reported a discovery in the northwest polar cap.  After detecting significant trace levels of Selenium (Se) and Lanthanum (La), a large crate was removed from the permafrost.

Preliminary testing revealed this parcel to date back approximately 20 years. Exactly 100 units of the "Fed 5" camera were listed among its contents.  According to our findings, these "Fed 5's" are completely new and unused. All of these are available for immediate distribution.

Critical Findings:

1. Total quantity of 100 "Fed 5" cameras were unearthed
   
2. Our head of research has set a price level of 95 Eur/USD per unit
   
3. These items were found in pristine, unused condition, with original packaging & documentation
4. Each unit has been hand-examined by Dr. Vincent Furlong, to ensure that all functions and optics are perfect
   
5. Despite heavy winter conditions, delivery is assured before December 25th (Christmas)
   
6. A 3-Month Warranty guarantees against any manufacturer defects
   
7. Interest is expected to be overwhelming. We recommend fast action to secure a piece for yourself