Fed5 Surveillance report
Fed5 Surveillance report
Fed5 Pictures
Confidential Message

RE: Fed-5B DISCOVERY

Following an anonymous tip-off at around 02.00 this morning, deadstock hunters in the small town of Dobrovniektscha just outside Moscow unearthed a bounty of untouched and unused Fed-5B cameras.

Initial reports suggest these original have weathered the last 25 years in a manmade bunker two metres beneath the ground. A truly amazing discovery!

Traces of the radioactive compound Selenium (Se) and Lanthanum (La) were indeed detected from the cameras. After vigorous quality testing, the level of radioactivity has been classified NEGLIBILE and therefore posing NO THREAT to the public.

Consequently, it is highly recommended that these Fed-5B cameras should be made available for internal distribution immediately.

The Amazing Fed 5

1. Numbers found: 100 Fed-5B

2. All unused and in mint condition. With original packaging and documentation in order.

3. Possesses world-renowned multi-elemented ‘Industrar 61’ lens amber-coated with the compound Lanthanum (La), resulting in remarkable contrast, resolution and sharpness, whilst minimising undesirable flare.

4. Additional features: fully manual aperture, and steel-dial shutter speed selection. Long-exposure function, plus Hotshoe feature. Complete with elegant faux-leather case.

5. After consideration consultation the following purchasing strategy is proposed:

i.Standard package:
Camera ONLY

ii.Deluxe package:
Camera
20 rolls of Agfa Pro Pack 200 film
Colorsplash Flash
Cable release

iii.Supreme package:
complete Deluxe package PLUS
Sidekick bag
Lomo Notebook

6. Once information becomes public we anticipate overwhelming demand for Fed-5B. As the numbers are so limited, early action is advised to avoid disappointment and widespread chaos.

The sensitive nature of this information needs to be protected at all costs until we are fully prepared for the predicted stampede.
It is with great trepidation that we provide the link to the initial photographic galleries from this historic find.

I trust this momentous news will be safe in your hands, as a leak of any kind could prove catastrophic.

Sincerely,

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