The Image Fusing Split Camera

Double-Size your menu without having to shell out additional money for a delicious tripple burger. Blend out the cousin you never liked and replace him with an image of a house. Or you can get the perfect tabloid shots of your worst enemy together with your cousin. A full frame shot of a freight train. And then a split shot of a freight car being pulled by your dog. Your dog fighting the cat even though your dog is afraid of cats. Cats standing in front of a class and everyone listening to them. Don't forget to get the famous rap star chilling with random country stars on one shot. Show yourself walking on a heavy traffic intersection without even being there. Get your wallet shots with your all time love even though he/she doesn't want to be on a photo with you (but don't stalk him/her). Put your grumpy grandpa on there in 4 different looks, although the look is always the same. Make your boring prom party into a party extravaganza with hundreds of guest by multiple exposing the 5 people who were there. Shoot with almost fully closed lenses at complete darkness and get those mysterious details going. Shoot the UFO effects and put them right into your backyard. Impress your friends with your artistic ideas of splitting them into 4 parts. Put your feet on someone else’s glasses. Then put those glasses onto the post box of your neighbor. Turn your boring single-necked guitar into a seriously metal double-necked guitar. Trap your closest friend into the upper right corner – enclosed in a restrictive sea of black. Add another finger to your already-illegal five-fingered discount. Watch twice as much TV and four times the amount of DVD’s as you normally could. Make our musical dreams come true by combining a Jay-Z poster with a Carpenters LP. Bring three times as much pain at karaoke as anyone could reasonably expect. Try putting your dog’s head onto your cat’s body. Your old car’s dirty tires on your new car’s shiny frame. A dual shot of you looking (in turn) overjoyed and hysterically distraught. A dual picture of the supermarket lady frowning (that’s the only face that she can make). Two totally separate images on top of each other that look like cute little panoramas. A shot of just your forehead on top of your feet. A mirror image of you pointing at yourself. The most artistic photograph in history featuring a pleasant owl and a greasy kebab. Garden gnomes right-side up on the top and upside-down on the bottom. A scrunched up face in the upper right corner – swimming in an otherwise sea of black. A totally normal and somewhat boring full-frame shot of a mountain. Freddy’s worst bad trip captured in a psychedelic triple exposure. That magic powers of bourbon, multiplied by five. The blue sky sitting below the tops of several buildings. A double exposed right-side image of a fir tree and a single-exposed left-side image of your mate skiing into it. That boring festival DJ looking boring on both sides. That sexy waitress tossing a “come hither” look on the left and “go thither” look on the right. A shaky long exposure shot at night consisting of a dozen individual exposure shots. A long fluorescent bulb superimposed right through your nose…